Larry, recounting to me some episodes from the Boy Scout death march he took David on last weekend, said, "What was really scary was when the huge tree fell down..."
"Wait," I said. "You were hiking in the forest and a tree fell?"
"Yes," he said. "And the noise it made..."
"Whoa!" I said. "You were hiking in a forest and a tree fell and it made a sound?"
"Yes!" he said, catching on. "It did! So I suppose that proves that even on that trip, far away from civilization and all its womenfolk..."
"...you were still wrong!"
Poor guys - they just can't catch a break...
(You really have to click on that last link to understand the joke...)