Kids! Vomit! Mice!
A part of scouting that has meant the most to my family has been the opportunity to be present at several homecomings. I had tremendous guilt when we had lunch on the USS Duluth as guests of the CO--father of one of the scouts. I know those sailors were doing their jobs by showing us around and serving us lunch, but for their sakes I wanted them off the ship!
Any time you want to boss us around for a good reason is OK by me!