If you're happy and you know it you're not Jewish.
Note to self. Don't put sunblock lotion near toothpaste.
I have one joke about the Jim Jones Guyana tragedy but it's got a very long punch line.
Jack LaLanne dead at 96. Obviously he wasn't in as good a shape as he led us to believe.
Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults http://onion.com/t4fr4t
Yet more Jobs lost under Obama's watch
Parenting is like manning a control panel with unmarked buttons. You just hope you don't accidentally initiate the bell tower sequence.
Complaining about lack of privacy on Facebook is like complaining about nudity at an orgy.
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