Jenny Explains It All has linked to her daughter's irreverent recap of Season 3, Episode 1 of (what else?) Downton Abbey. Go! You won't regret it. Unless, of course, you haven't seen it yet, in which case it is just a mess of spoilers...
It's true, I'm a tad obsessed. Look at it this way - it's the first TV series I've watched in approximately 2 decades. I know! It's like I live at Downton myself. "Television, Robert? What is that?" "Don't worry, m'dear; it hasn't even been invented yet. Not even in America..."