In the meantime, the past few days have resembled nothing so much as living at the bottom of a swamp - drizzly, high 70's, and humid beyond belief. Going outside and taking a deep breath feels as though someone is sticking a plastic bag over your head. What's more, the wet weather has brought out masses of mosquitoes, all lying in wait for us to walk out our front door.
So yes, I AM having a good time this summer. And you?
Oh, and have I mentioned that, on my birthday last month, I glanced at my driver's license and realized it expired that very day, and not at the end of the month, as I had thought. Naturally, I said, "Well, I'm NOT going to spend my birthday sitting in the DMV!"
You know, this stomach ache could simply be a stress ulcer from living on the wrong side of the law. I apparently lack the sangfroid needed to live as a fugitive from justice.
[State trooper image: eHow]