|Oh, I WISH...|
But, hey, I'm still a mom, so I didn't get to do that today. Instead, I drove the girls to Girl Scouts, supervised schoolwork, told assorted young people to PUT THINGS AWAY DAMMIT, and made sure the laundry got done. Such is the life I have chosen.
But in my next life? I'm getting myself a salaried position with sick leave.
[Out Sick image: FMLA Insights]