|Et tu, LG?|
In case that sounds familiar, yes, it is. Very. Repeatedly familiar, in fact.
Larry's tired. He doesn't know what's wrong, as he has already - over the past 9 months - replaced the moisture sensor, the thermostat thingie, and something else. He is SO DONE with this particular appliance. Particularly because he knows that, even if he does manage to fix the dryer by dint of spending his entire weekend on it, the washer will probably kick out on us next week, just to get even.
So we both turned to Brian. "How much is that employee discount at Best Buy?" we asked.
"Why?" he asked, startled.
"Because we need a new dryer, and you still want to go to college," I told him.
"They said I could only use the discount for myself and a spouse," said our markedly unattached 16-year-old.
Larry took a step closer to him. "Then tell them," he said, through gritted teeth, "you're married."
Like I said, the man's tired.