You didn't click, did you? You never do. Fine, here's a picture:
You know, I have 4 grown or almost grown children, and nary a one has asked me, "Say, where did you put all my baby teeth, anyway?" In fact, Anna managed to swallow half of hers by mistake.
That's not just us, is it? I hope not.
Okay, I just realized there is also a space for the umbilical cord there. I don't even know what to say about that. I'm surprised there's no compartment for fingernail clippings, is all.
Seriously, people, don't buy this. Spend the $25 on some packages of diapers instead. And if your friends happen to think this is a great gift idea? Get new friends.
I was about to sign off here, but Rachel walked in and saw this picture and said, "I can show you something worse." And you know what? She did.
|Mouth filled in with your kids' very own teeth!|
I don't know how I missed this trend (apparently it is so last year), but I'm sure glad I did. Sweet dreams, kids! Don't let the tooth monster bite!
Sort of rocks that Addams Family vibe, doesn't it?
[Tooth monster image: BusinessInsider]