tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post2380421802310420553..comments2024-03-27T05:30:07.368-04:00Comments on The More, The Messier: Different Jokes For Different FolksSuburban Correspondenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11488916572135296650noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-78594359337769404762009-12-11T11:21:07.364-05:002009-12-11T11:21:07.364-05:00Funny, I wanted to knit in court (we do foster car...Funny, I wanted to knit in court (we do foster care and are trying to adopt our son)talk about being wound up. And do you know, my husband thought it would look funny??? He thought it wouldn't make a good impression on the judge and would classify me as being crazy with the other family we are in court over. I laughed and told him if the judge thought that, I bet he's single!!! So instead I wrung my hands and tried not to chew my lip while trying to pleasantly smile as if this was a normal occurrence to be in court! I am sure I looked more deranged than if I had been knitting! Oh well, the secrets to being happily married!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-85619323113065613402009-12-09T13:58:34.176-05:002009-12-09T13:58:34.176-05:00Some people have no sense of humor....I can't ...Some people have no sense of humor....I can't count the number of times that I have discussed the perfect murder and yet I am completely sane. Completely. Ask my therapist.Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17254208744417742746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-15864459421613139862009-12-08T22:51:53.114-05:002009-12-08T22:51:53.114-05:00Knitting definitely gives me a sense of calm like ...Knitting definitely gives me a sense of calm like no other. I'm a TERRIFIED flier. Probably because someone told me when I was 16 years old that I was going to perish in a plane crash when I was 38 - and guess how old I am now? Whenever I would board a plane, if I had my knitting needles with me, it was almost as good as Xanax.<br /><br />Unfortunately for me, during a recent flight, I completely spaced and brought along my big aluminum needles in lieu of my smaller bamboo needles, and they were confiscated at security check in, because I didn't have time to run back and pack them in my already-checked luggage. I was able to pull of the blanket that was 2/3 completed but ... gah ... the flight was bad enough without the knowledge that I had 120 stitches to cast back on once I could procure a new pair of needles.<br /><br />Suffice to say > I was the one jamming the call button and chanting, "Drink please! Straight up! Seat 20E! Make it SNAPPY!"The Amazing Tripshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761348688069779544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-67586119781656220802009-12-08T10:39:06.205-05:002009-12-08T10:39:06.205-05:00Ha!
What does knit 2, knit back, purl one make?Ha!<br /><br />What does knit 2, knit back, purl one make?Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460136246441367993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-24065607482554810392009-12-07T22:46:22.634-05:002009-12-07T22:46:22.634-05:00Absolutely hilarious!
Have you seen Wooly Bullie...Absolutely hilarious! <br /><br />Have you seen Wooly Bullies?<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZcUjYpjKZs<br /><br />It seems like the kind of video you would appreciate.<br /><br />I'm a crocheter, myself.Susannehttp://theskyisbiggerhere.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-90534517670215682002009-12-07T17:24:46.801-05:002009-12-07T17:24:46.801-05:00Seriously hilarious!Seriously hilarious!Hannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09341822413559273276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-53919373289820336992009-12-07T16:15:18.454-05:002009-12-07T16:15:18.454-05:00I do the same thing. Only I don't have knittin...I do the same thing. Only I don't have knitting needles in my hands. I just get lonely in the line!Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-84824249013059514852009-12-07T16:01:20.627-05:002009-12-07T16:01:20.627-05:00I just love it. I found your blog through another ...I just love it. I found your blog through another blog and i'm glad i did!<br />Have a great time!<br />:)Betty Manousoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08549686306725800208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-1095607876071583632009-12-07T12:30:48.057-05:002009-12-07T12:30:48.057-05:00That is too funny. I'm sure she was on high a...That is too funny. I'm sure she was on high alert status until she left the building!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-28093331642513824332009-12-07T12:25:05.237-05:002009-12-07T12:25:05.237-05:00You're frightening me, too.You're frightening me, too.angelawdhttp://angelawd.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-62579273442376951622009-12-07T12:04:51.663-05:002009-12-07T12:04:51.663-05:00With the clicking of the needles behind her, she g...With the clicking of the needles behind her, she glanced nervously around the room. Her eyes landed on a photograph of a woman who looked so familiar. She took a step closer, to what she now saw was a "wanted" poster, labelled "armed and dangerous," and squinted at the mugshot, when the clicking of the needles behind her stopped....<br /><br />Do they still have wanted posters in post offices?Harrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-29554918756934133322009-12-07T01:48:14.844-05:002009-12-07T01:48:14.844-05:00I can so imagine me having that conversation, hopi...I can so imagine me having that conversation, hoping my smile disarms her before she reaches for the Mace.AlisonHhttp://spindyeknit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-15263583893544041102009-12-07T01:01:08.949-05:002009-12-07T01:01:08.949-05:00Who knew knitters were such psychopaths?
Good to ...Who knew knitters were such psychopaths?<br /><br />Good to know. :)Jason, as himselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16630210317307544165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-48744978842362480062009-12-05T23:54:14.396-05:002009-12-05T23:54:14.396-05:00You need to turn this into a script--a la Serial M...You need to turn this into a script--a la Serial Mom!Jenn @ Juggling Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14455967210924573398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-85162163754552591852009-12-05T23:24:27.180-05:002009-12-05T23:24:27.180-05:00This made me want to learn to kill people. I mean...This made me want to learn to kill people. I mean knit. Really. You made it sound like a great way to pass the time and you can ignore people or talk to them if you want too. S'cool.Homemaker Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04184158557108064422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-38621398686908052112009-12-05T23:12:41.093-05:002009-12-05T23:12:41.093-05:00Guess I should learn to knit! This is a great post...Guess I should learn to knit! This is a great post, thanks for sharing!melanihttp://zplayouse.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-30187390672262929012009-12-05T21:33:40.452-05:002009-12-05T21:33:40.452-05:00Too funny!Too funny!Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11436136381389948570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-35794465082754663842009-12-05T21:00:47.751-05:002009-12-05T21:00:47.751-05:00And all she could hear behind her was a menacing, ...And all she could hear behind her was a menacing, "Click, click, click, click, click..." Bwaaa-haa-haaa!Mom on the Vergehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06764277306253027011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-73967055672976120092009-12-05T20:55:11.407-05:002009-12-05T20:55:11.407-05:00Great story! Reminds me of the time someone asked...Great story! Reminds me of the time someone asked me if we were going to have more kids, and I was so tired of hearing this question that I said: "We're going to keep going until we get an ugly one." But the lady I was talking to did not know I was joking. It was painful. For her.And I'll Raise You 5https://www.blogger.com/profile/04807118403081664721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-53843431549232428182009-12-05T18:09:40.118-05:002009-12-05T18:09:40.118-05:00You're much better than I am, I don't thin...You're much better than I am, I don't think I'm coordinated enough to knit while standing.Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04576404978307102332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-12974397941062132852009-12-05T17:50:33.279-05:002009-12-05T17:50:33.279-05:00I was at the round-the-clock-football-watching inl...I was at the round-the-clock-football-watching inlaws' house over Thanksgiving. I finished three knitting projects and watched a fourth.<br /><br />It was either knit or scream.Carpool Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09830399395582428542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-35981842077596811092009-12-05T17:31:02.727-05:002009-12-05T17:31:02.727-05:00ROTFLMBO
I need to learn to knit.ROTFLMBO<br /><br />I need to learn to knit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-38795623894708790132009-12-05T17:00:39.418-05:002009-12-05T17:00:39.418-05:00BWHAHAHAHAHA!! This is so like something I would d...BWHAHAHAHAHA!! This is so like something I would do! The public at large generally just doesn't get me!HEATHERhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06324130429322268692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29186394.post-41434723202235922562009-12-05T15:50:56.327-05:002009-12-05T15:50:56.327-05:00I read so I won't kill anyone.
And...truth be ...I read so I won't kill anyone.<br />And...truth be told...I also EAT so I don't kill anyone.LAURAhttp://www.teachermuse.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com