The reduced-fat Hebrew National kind, though - I'm nothing if not health-conscious.
The 3 youngest eat hotdogs with ketchup instead of mustard. Now, if God had meant for us to eat hotdogs with ketchup, he wouldn't have given us tastebuds. I can't even watch them eat like that; it makes me sick. This is what happens when a Jew marries a goy - the children grow up confused.
And, yes, that's all I've got tonight. I'm pretty worn out, what with all the microwaving I had to do for dinner tonight.
[Hotdog image: CatholicConvert.com]
No worries, I used to eat hot dogs with ketchup, but I came to my senses. I was in my 40s, but it did happen.
ReplyDeleteKeep the faith.
Hey you've got me beat--I've even quit microwaving!
ReplyDeleteMustard is *nasty*, except on corny-dogs, or if it's grey and grainy and has a French accent. Ketchup rules! Mustard drools!
ReplyDeleteStay strong. They'll come around someday...
ReplyDeleteBeanie weinies is a Saturday night staple. They microwave nicely. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteHot dogs definitely require BOTH ketchup and mustard. I don't know what your kids are thinking :-)
ReplyDeleteAll I know is after working concessions for two days at our Swim Team Divisionals meet, I don't want to see or smell a hot dog for MONTHS.
ReplyDeleteAnd you can tell a certain member of your clan that his counterpart in MY clan eat
Isn't this where you got your hot dog image? http://riversidehotdogcompany.info/images/Hot%20Dog.jpg
ReplyDelete@Anonymous - I always try to give proper credit for images. You may want to check out the link I supplied - perhaps that person stole your image?
ReplyDeleteI didn't KNOW this. I am a Jew who uses both PLUS relish.
ReplyDeleteObviously I'm Reform.