LTYM was awesome. Once the video is up, I will link to it. There are some excellent storytellers among us, ladies; and yesterday I was privileged to hear some of them onstage.
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Larry has left me again. But not before waking me up at 4:30 AM to say that he had missed his cab and could I drive him to the airport? Later, I received a call from the airline about some missing luggage he had reported upon arrival at his destination. Apparently, he has had a not-so-good day. Serves him right.
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Just kidding, Larry! Come home, please! And not just because you promised you would recaulk the kitchen sink this weekend!
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Really, I don't see THAT as much of a problem, do you? What? I can't use my kitchen? Oh, bummer.
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I am impressed with all the strong opinions on flat top sheets versus duvets put forth in the comments to this post. Apparently, the presidential candidates are neglecting a very important issue.
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I now return to my fainting couch, while the poor children forage for dinner in my mess of a refrigerator. Adieu...or, perhaps, good-bye?
You got that right, a very important issue. I would not vote for anyone who forced duvets on their loved ones and would give preference to the candidate using a top sheet. So in case Larry is entertaining thoughts of running for President, he's got my vote. (But then he would have to reveal himself to your audience. Win-win!)
ReplyDeleteDuvets and drains--you have your hands full over there, madam.
ReplyDeleteI know! It's amazing that I have time to blog.
ReplyDeleteHow long can you milk the kitchen sink problem? I think it's in your best interest for it to remain uncaulked, thus requiring you to eat in restaurants continually. Think about it. DIY is overrated, anyway!
ReplyDeleteMy husband went on a retreat this past weekend, so I know what you mean by empowerment. I shocked my husband by bundling up the trash and bringing it to the road for pick-up--that's usually his job.
ReplyDeleteSince he expressed a bit too much shock and implied that I had taken on a role belonging to his gender, I decided to take out the garbage again this morning. Again, shock.
Sometimes it feels good to be a bit trashy...
How does one "miss" a cab? Isn't that the point of cabs--they come when you call?!
ReplyDeleteBefore he went to sleep, Larry had arranged for a cab to show up at 4 AM. Unfortunately, he woke up at 4:35, with no time to waste waiting for another taxi.
DeleteI'm so glad you were able to attend LTYM. I think that probably makes up for an early morning airport run, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure which is harder: having the husband home 24/7 or having him gone on a business trip.