Thursday, July 07, 2011

Condiment Craziness

My kids have had some form of hotdogs 4 nights running now.

The reduced-fat Hebrew National kind, though - I'm nothing if not health-conscious.

The 3 youngest eat hotdogs with ketchup instead of mustard.  Now, if God had meant for us to eat hotdogs with ketchup, he wouldn't have given us tastebuds.  I can't even watch them eat like that; it makes me sick.  This is what happens when a Jew marries a goy - the children grow up confused.

And, yes, that's all I've got tonight.  I'm pretty worn out, what with all the microwaving I had to do for dinner tonight.

[Hotdog image:]


  1. No worries, I used to eat hot dogs with ketchup, but I came to my senses. I was in my 40s, but it did happen.

    Keep the faith.

  2. Hey you've got me beat--I've even quit microwaving!

  3. Mustard is *nasty*, except on corny-dogs, or if it's grey and grainy and has a French accent. Ketchup rules! Mustard drools!

  4. Stay strong. They'll come around someday...

  5. Beanie weinies is a Saturday night staple. They microwave nicely. Just saying.

  6. Hot dogs definitely require BOTH ketchup and mustard. I don't know what your kids are thinking :-)

  7. All I know is after working concessions for two days at our Swim Team Divisionals meet, I don't want to see or smell a hot dog for MONTHS.

    And you can tell a certain member of your clan that his counterpart in MY clan eat

  8. AnonymousJuly 11, 2011

    Isn't this where you got your hot dog image?

  9. @Anonymous - I always try to give proper credit for images. You may want to check out the link I supplied - perhaps that person stole your image?

  10. I didn't KNOW this. I am a Jew who uses both PLUS relish.

    Obviously I'm Reform.



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