|Not as intuitive as it looks...|
Oh, and yes, there was the turkey thing, complete with stuffing and mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce that mysteriously refused to gel for the first time ever. And there was Anna being annoyed because she had to give her room to Grandpa for 4 nights. It's not as if we had her sleeping on the couch, either. She took Susie's bed (which has a better mattress than mine); and Susie stayed in our bed (because that is where she ends up every night anyway).
Yes, I do know Susie is 6. Six and a half, actually - but we are lousy parents. I can only assume she'll be in our room until she graduates high school. And I don't even care anymore.
Maybe I'll write a book - How To NOT Solve Your Child's Sleep Problems. Not catchy enough? Then how about Sleep Schmeep - Forget About It Already!
All you imaginary book agents who didn't bother to contact me about my How To Talk So Kids Will Shut Up, I'm giving you another chance to email me. We've got a winner here.
[Nook image: CNET]
[Book image: Mad Professor]