Mahaffey, Pennsylvania! Come on down! Out yourself! Or, at the very least, have the decency to leave a teeny-tiny comment on one of the many pages you've been reading on my blog.
You know, when I notice someone going methodically through my blog page by page, I automatically think one of 3 things:
"An influential TV producer is about to offer me a reality show!"
"Child Protective Services, having been anonymously alerted to my lack of fitness as a parent, is planning to use my blog as evidence thereof."
Since Mom has long since left these temporal shores, and I'm not really that brilliant a writer, I tend to go with #3. So reassure me, Mahaffey, that I am not about to go to jail by giving us all a howdy! It's a friendly crowd here, you know...
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