But, hey, it has cranberries! And walnuts! It's healthy!
|This WON'T be Larry's present this year.|
This year is different. In fact, I actually covet Larry's present, which is an IPod Touch (the 4G's just came down in price, people - and now there is a 16GB version that is less than the 8GB used to be!). I think, in fact, that it will be sort of wasted on him. This opinion is based on the fact that, every time Larry attempts to use his not-smart phone, he stares at it as though he were a wild primate who had just come across this strange device in the middle of the jungle. He all but scratches his head and makes chimpanzee sounds as he attempts to retrieve a text message.
Yes, I'm making fun of my spouse on his birthday. But he IS getting a cool gift to make up for it. AND balloons. How much better can it get?
[shredder image: amazon.com]