It happened again - I lost a Follower. Was it sheer disgust at my failure as a parent that made someone go to the trouble to un-Follow me? Perhaps it was my pathetic, almost-daily whining over my lack of a dishwasher? Or maybe it was because no one vomits around here anymore?
I feel rejected.
In other news, today I shared my box of assorted chocolates with the children after dinner. Susie screamed at Brian for 10 full minutes after he selected the chocolate she claims she wanted (believe me, she didn't want it until he had it). So I took away her chocolate privileges for the evening. She screamed louder. I can't believe the windows didn't shatter.
Rachel feels important because she has an ENT appointment tomorrow. Larry and I have chosen not to explain to her what an adenoidectomy is. Ignorance is indeed bliss.
This afternoon David tried to elucidate for me the difference between a hard drive and RAM. I pretended to understand. He also walks around using words like "compiler" and "Objective C." I'm thinking he should be able to get foreign language credits for knowing this stuff, right?
A stinkbug fell on my head this evening. I managed to stop screaming after 10 minutes or so. As mentioned before, Ma Ingalls I'm not.