I just want to let you know that we are down to our last roll of toilet paper in this house. ONE MORE ROLL. And I don't go to the commissary until Sunday. I know! It's like bungee jumping, only more scary.
Oh, yeah, I could panic and go to the local grocery store and get toilet paper there. More expensive toilet paper. After I examine every single brand and determine the relative square footage and prices. With the aid of a calculator and maybe a slide rule or two...
Or I could just wait 2 days and go to the commissary, where I already know which toilet paper is the best buy (and where I don't seem to mind sharing that knowledge with attractive fellow customers, comparison shopping hussy that I am).
Fun fact: A double roll? Isn't.
I just noticed that our regular toilet paper is "100% premium recycled." I don't really want to think about that.