Yes, I'm still here. I've just been very busy exercising and watching what I eat and NOT LOSING ANY WEIGHT, that's all. Tell me, does weeping over the unfairness of it all burn any calories?
In other news, Larry informed me that he has to travel for business for another week this month. But not to a place that has good chocolate...
It's turned hot and humid here again, which is just great - I mean, why enjoy cool, crisp autumn weather when you can instead spend your time schvitzing and being eaten alive by mosquitoes? It's paradise, I tell you. Paradise.
Have I mentioned how much I love the silliness of the Internet? No? Well, I do. Who wouldn't, after seeing this?
And, for the left-leaning among you, Margaret and Helen, every liberal's (and some centrists') favorite old ladies, are back! Romney supporters, don't click. It will just annoy you.