Sled No Evil
The other day I had just poked my head out the door to make sure none of my children had gone missing when a neighbor - out walking with her young child - spotted them. "Don't you worry about their hitting that brick wall at the bottom?" she asked me, as they careened crazily towards said wall, with only 2 pathetic boxwood bushes in place to cushion the blow.
"Oh, definitely," I said, as I turned to go into the house. "So I make sure not to watch."
There's one more neighbor who won't be pestering me for child-rearing advice any time soon...
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