It's late, The menopause fairy won't let me sleep. I hate her. The only time I ever want/need to sleep is at 4:30 in the afternoon.
I'm on a dishcloth binge, knitting-wise. I just can't stop - they're like the potato chips of the craft world. Can't knit just one...
I tried taking pictures of my creations, but they don't look right. I swear, I am the only person on earth at this point who lacks photography skills. Everyone else is using filters and doing whatever else it is that you do to make your photos look amazing, while I am still just trying to make sure to get whatever it is I am photographing into the frame.
In other news, my fit friend adopted an older puppy. She brought the dog along on our walk today, which would have been FINE, except a neighbor of mine tripped over another neighbor's dog leash on Saturday and managed to bash her face in and break both her forearms. I know, awful. So I spent the entire walk convinced that the dog, which was essentially trotting in circles and attempting to wrap its leash around us the entire 3 miles, was going to be the death of me.
I'm a lot of fun, really.
Okay, that's what's new. I'm going to go pretend to sleep now. What are you folks up to, anyway?