I'm thinking I need an agent.
Anyhow, we also bought biodegradable little not-plastic bags (made out of potato starch, like latkes, I guess) to use in the bin, so we can take the compost out of the bin each day and store it in the freezer (just like the pioneers!) - that way the kitchen won't stink to high heaven by Friday. Also, it won't attract bugs that way.
What did the pioneers do about the bugs, anyway? You know, this is how I know there is no such thing as reincarnation - no way I could have lived in the 19th century, with no indoor plumbing and insects everywhere.
Hey! Is composting like reincarnation for leftovers? Think about it.