"Everything makes you look fat."
It kills me.
And poor Larry, he didn't know what to do.
- Laugh with me and risk appearing to identify with the sentiment?
- Say, "That doesn't even make sense!" in a desperate effort to distance himself from any conjugal conversation with the word "fat" in it?
- Just sit there and smile uncertainly?
He picked option #3. That man knows when he's in dangerous waters (no pun intended).