Me: I'll have Theo make our sandwiches tonight for the beach tomorrow.
Me: You said we were going on Wednesday. Wednesday is tomorrow. Ergo, we are going tomorrow.
Larry: I saw the weather report and there's a chance of rain. So I assumed we weren't going.
Me: There's always a chance of thunderstorms in the summer. When should we go instead? November?
Our conversation went downhill from there. Anyone know what I should do all day tomorrow with 4 kids who were counting on going to the beach? Because, really, I don't have a clue.