Murder, She Wrote
If a centipede falls in the living room, and only your wife hears it, does it make a sound?
According to Larry? No. It certainly does not.
But Wikipedia tells me that "Centipedes are predators, and mainly use their antennae to seek out their prey."
Prey - as in, say, myself, sitting alone in the living room at night, unaware of the imminent danger posed by these disgustingly large, hairy creatures. Gah.
I'm thinking Larry needs to take out additional life insurance on me. Or, wait a second - maybe he already has...