Kids! Vomit! Mice! Now With Menopause!
Florida seems to have a lot of bugs. Big bugs. That's why I live in the desert where we catch on fire if we stand outside longer than 30 seconds in the summer. I guess everyplace has it's pitfalls.
Don't you have scorpions? Or have they all self-combusted?
It's been in Oklahoma longer than Florida? This disturbs me on some level...
If/when I get to heaven, Ima ask God straight out: "The mosquito. WTF?!"
It could only happen in Florida. Right? This is ONLY in Florida?