Where was I? Oh, yes, Larry. Well, we were trying to clean up when Larry held up my prophylactic half-empty bottle of 7UP and said, "Well, we can get rid of this thing, anyway!" The poor man looked rather startled when I yelled, "NO!" as I grabbed it away from him.
Can you believe him? He almost single-handedly inflicted the plague on us. Would it kill him to keep up with what is happening around here?
In other news, David managed to get hired at the meth lab. I'm so proud. He had to fill out tax forms and everything, so I guess it is legit, after all.
Tomorrow is the homeschool prom, and I just realized that Brian possesses neither a blazer nor a dress shirt that fits. Unlike girls, boys tend not to obsess over prom preparations, so I guess he would have just attended the festivities in his customary jeans and T-shirt if I hadn't noticed in time. I did buy him a Lego bow tie at BrickFair last summer for just this occasion, so he is not altogether unprepared. But now I am stuck trying to shop for a blazer with him at Kohl's tomorrow, even though I don't really know what I am doing (Larry has always taken the boys to shop for formal clothes).
It has GOT to be easier than shopping for dresses with a teen girl, however, right?
[Lego bow tie image: Fashionably Geek]