So! Last night David told me he needed to be at the station a couple of hours earlier than usual.
"Sure!" I said. "Why?"
"I'm volunteering for a couple of hours in the meth lab at school," he said.
|NOT what we're sending him to college for|
Seeing my puzzled look, David elaborated, "If I do okay, they'll pay me to work there."
"Uh, what will you be doing, exactly?"
"Helping other students, I think..."
"At a METH lab?"
David looked startled. Then, "Oh, no, no - the MATH Lab. Students come for help with MATH."
Oh. Okay, then...
[Meth lab image: NY Daily News]