Hello? Where is everybody today? Has the world come to an end and nobody told me? Figures.
Or maybe Sitemeter is broken. Not that I check it. Much.
Susie and Rachel are fighting over a Garfield book. I hate Garfield. I've always hated him, but now I hate him even more.
Sue is being funny again. Make her stop. And don't give her ideas for a new tagline - she just wants attention.
I'm thinking in snippets today - can you tell? I think I've been on Twitter and Facebook too much.
Larry wrote me a resume. It makes me sound really smart and up-to-date. I'm a little peeved at him because he wouldn't list my blog on it. Something about being unprofessional - yeah, like being home with the kids for 17 years isn't?
My name is suburbancorrespondent and I have a blog. And I'm not ashamed of it, either. Well, with the exception of those fridge posts...