"What's THAT?" my friend said, staring at the motionless creature lying Kafka-esque-like on its buggy back, legs up.
"What?" I said, pretending I saw nothing.
"THAT!" she said, pointing. "It looks like a dead stinkbug."
"Oh, heh-heh, I guess it is," I said, excusing myself to go throw up again.
I feel like the Typhoid Mary of bugs. An entomological leper, if you will...