So, as the clock runs down, I've been working extra this past month, with little to no time left over for my precious blogging (which pastime, as Larry keeps reminding me, does not provide much in the way of financial remuneration - as opposed to, say, MY JOB).
I miss you. All of you.
To add insult to my wage-slave misery, Larry made an announcement today:
|Cute, isn't he? Unlike Larry...|
L: I've lost 3 pounds this week!
L: Isn't that great?
One wonders where Larry has been the last 5 years; apparently he wasn't in residence as I assiduously lost the same 20 pounds over and over again, counting points, taking walks in order to earn a lousy apple, weighing in week after week after humiliating week. How did Larry lose his 3 pounds? Why, he used a rowing machine for a bit each morning...just came right off! Isn't that great?
Sometimes, I wonder why I married a guy.
[Homer picture: PETA]
[Baby picture: PSAW India]
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