There's no funny here tonight. Rachel, as it turns out, did indeed catch head lice from her friend, and I've been dealing with that for the past 3 days. There is this constant silent scream welling up inside my body. You know, at the best of times, I cannot bear looking at bugs. And when those bugs are on my child's head? Well, just magnify the horror effect by 10,000 or so.
vodka, Southern Comfort, amaretto, sloe gin and orange juice." (Answer: Alabama Slammer) And I, a person who has never in her life understood the allure of alcoholic beverages, was seized by the following thought:
"I WANT THAT."
I still do.
[Puppy image: fuhzee.com]
[Alabama Slammer image: Cocktails]