|Puke-y looking, right?|
"It LOOKS like a ball of saran-wrapped VOMIT."
Silence, as both of us stood there sort of stunned by the vehemence of my reaction. "So," Larry finally managed to say, "you don't like it?"
We did try it, folks - and even Larry had to admit it tasted awful. But that wasn't the end. "Why did you buy Carr's water crackers?" I asked. "We have plenty of crackers."
Look, people, I was BUSY. There was no time to mince words.
|WRONG. Just WRONG.|
At least that's something we can agree on, right?