a slew of Yiddishe puns would make it a whole lot better"? Well, look no further, folks - Simcha Fisher has you covered. Just put down the cookie dough and the shopping list and take a look, will you? I'd copy and paste the whole thing here, but that wouldn't be right.
And yes, all 3 of those hyperlinks go to the same page. I really want you to see it, all right?