Fawndear has presented me with an award, but I can't figure out how to show it to you. I know it has to be simple - I right-clicked on the image and then I tried to paste it in my post, but nothing showed up. So thanks, Fawndear, for allowing me to demonstrate to everyone out there how dumb I can be. Really. Thanks a lot.
Larry took me out on a date tonight. We shared a salad. Life is just so much fun when you are scared to eat. It didn't help that the place we went to has the best calzones ever.
Sorry - the rest of this post was deemed unacceptable by the local censors. Stay tuned for Sunday...