Walking into the den this morning to investigate the source of loud whistling (Why, yes, I am irritable - why do you ask?), I happened upon David saying to Brian, "Okay, now do a whistling cow being sneaked up on by a chicken...with a machine gun..."
That, my friends, is how I know my children are listening to way too much Prairie Home Companion.
(Start listening at 1:45:19 to fully understand what I am hearing around here almost nonstop lately)
How come experts never warn about the effects of too much radio-listening on kids, huh? I mean, a machine-gun-carrying chicken? Shouldn't I be worried?