Beauty.com from Married To My Sugar Daddy. I was really excited to win it, too. I thought, "It's about time I paid some attention to this make-up thing. After all, I'm not getting any younger."
Let's digress here. I have reached the august age of 48 without ever having worn make-up (aside from that BonneBell lip gloss stuff in 7th grade). I cannot explain this phenomenon. I mean, I know I can definitely use some make-up. Something to accentuate my eyes and my cheekbones, say, in a desperate bid to draw attention away from the sagging lower half of my face....that would be nice. I opened the catalog that came with the gift card. Let's see...eye liner? Mascara? Some of whatever it is women rub on their cheekbones?
Picture, if you will, a monkey let loose in an Anthropologie store. I could make neither heads nor tails of what I was looking at, though I was fascinated by all of it. I thought about ordering some things anyway and begging a friend to help me use it. But the more I looked, the more confused I got. So many varieties and colors! Pretty ladies! Lips! BIG lips! (insert puzzled chimp sounds here) I put down the catalog, planning to return to it later.
Only, instead of a 1 in 25,000 chance of winning, your odds are more like 1 in 20. How great is that? Just leave a comment below to be eligible. Remember - you've got to be in it to win it!
[makeover image: beauty makeup tips]