I crawled into bed past midnight last night. Larry rolled over and mumbled, "Where were you?"
"Iowa? Oh, the caucuses. Um, yeah. Awesome." (Yawn.)
"You should have heard Newt. He's out for blood."
"And Santorum trounced Bachmann and Perry!"
Silence. Then a snore.
Electoral politics isn't for everyone, apparently. Larry's probably thinking it's going to be a very long year.
[Map: Caffeinated Thoughts]