Today was David's birthday. He is 15, and he had to listen to me say, "Only 15 years ago you were a tiny new baby!" more than once. Now he fixes my computers and cooks vegetarian meals and aspires to fly airplanes. That's a lot of progress for only a decade and a half. The only thing I myself have managed to accomplish over the last 15 years is to gain 20 pounds. Repeatedly.
|Doesn't every teenage boy want one?|
The good news is, I don't think I need to ingest any more calories for at least another week.
[Deep fryer image: Shopping.com]