I decided to try on a couple of pairs of jeans yesterday in Kohl's, when I took Rachel there to buy a white blouse for choir. That was a big mistake. BIG MISTAKE.
I've been watching what I eat ALL WINTER, dammit. I'm really fed up with this disappearing waistline thing. In fact, I'm ready to ditch jeans all together and just wear elastic waist pants from now on. Let's see, I think I saw some decent ones at Lands End...maybe you should all help me out here.
How about these? The problem is, do I need to get all new shirts to go with them? Shouldn't I be wearing more of a tunic-length with pants like these? And what about shoes? I can't wear Dansko clogs with these, can I? That would look weird, sort of like hooves, right?
See, Larry wonders why I am walking around in jeans that are too tight and full of holes, because he doesn't understand that one simple purchase morphs into the mind-boggling exercise of revamping my entire wardrobe. I could weep. And not just because the button on my jeans is digging into my stomach....