Tuesday, November 27, 2012

November? Still?

My leftovers didn't look this tidy.
Oh, hi.  Tuesday, you say?  I've been so busy making the kids cry by forcing MORE Thanksgiving leftovers on them, I sort of lost track of the time.  Used the last of the turkey today.  I think there are still a few mashed potatoes lurking somewhere in that fridge of mine, though.

KIDS! DON'T MESS WITH ME!  I have leftovers, and I know how to use them.

I am completely discombobulated by the fact that it is 5 days post-Thanksgiving, but it isn't December yet.  Also, by the fact that I used the word "discombobulated..."

Larry and I found a bottle of white wine in the freezer yesterday.  That's normal, right?  Wine-sicles, anyone?

If I sound distracted, it is because I am typing this in Starbucks, where I am surrounded by a veritable bevy of Norwegian-looking au pairs.  These girls are beyond gorgeous.  I'm thinking I was wise to avoid ever hiring one, seeing as how I really didn't need my lovely postpartum self to look even worse by comparison.

That's all I got tonight.  I have to head home now and yell at the kids for messing up my Bunko-clean living room.  Maybe I should get a live-in maid.  An old, unattractive one, of course...


[Leftovers image: The Weather Up Here]

6 comments:

  1. We had a very small turkey a few days early. Used the leftovers for a giant batch of enchiladas. So now we have leftover enchiladas. I can make leftovers out of leftovers. They are the bane of my existence.

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  2. We had no leftovers, since we potlucked at my in-laws' house , but they did send us home with a plethora of potatoes from a friend's field. Last night's bounty of mashed spuds is enough to keep us happy for at least one more meal.
    I'll take a winesickle, please!

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  3. I had a Pampered Chef clean house for about 24.5 hours. It was wonderful. It is so much easier to keep picked up and not overwhelming. Then, I went to help a friend put together some Christmas crafts. I was gone for exactly 2.5 hours. I don't think I have to continue, do I? You know the horrors that I walked into. I am so sad.

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  4. We finished most of our leftovers yesterday, except for the turkey. I will, of course, be making turkey noodle soup tomorrow...

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  5. To find wine--what a lovely surprise! As good as leftover food.

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  6. Had to stop by when I saw your twitter handle. I though SEE? THAT's why I didn't have kids - Kids vomit mice!

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