"Hmmm, I don't know," I said to Larry. "Should we get the refill with 25 darts and the thing you sling over your shoulder to hold them?"
"The bandolier?" he said. "You can get a bandolier for Nerf darts?"
"Is that what it's called? I don't know if I like the look. Maybe I should just get the refill darts alone?"
"But those other refills don't have suction cups; it's velcro instead."
"Aaargh!" I said, staring at the packages of ammunition in my hands. "Why can't this be simpler? I don't know which to get!"
"Well," said Larry, "It is for Christmas. What would Jesus do?"