"How To Talk So Your Teen Will Shut Up and Do the Dishes Already"
"What To Expect When You're Expecting Your Teen Home by 11 and It's Past Midnight"
"The Magic Years - They're Long Over, So Stop Scrapbooking and Make Sure To Install a 5-Camera Security System on the Exterior of Your House."
|Looks like a good place for a seminar, right?|
You, Your Teen, and the Police
Are You There, Child? It's Me, Mommy. Answer Your Damn Phone.
The Crimson Tide: When Mothers and Daughters Menstruate at the Same Time and How To Cope
Anyone care to add some more? Maybe we should convene at least an annual convention for the dissemination of this valuable information. In a suitably restorative location, of course....
[Tropical beach image: By Guillaume Baviere (Flickr: 2010-07-14) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons]