It turns out anywhere means "anywhere EXCEPT where there might be large numbers of stinkbugs waiting to infest an unsuspecting tent trailer..."
|My vacation home, before stinkbugs|
Under the mattresses!
On the ceiling!
Our camping friends, meanwhile, had hardly any of the pests infiltrating their unpretentious zipper-sealed domed tents. Hello, Livin' Lite? I have some redesign recommendations to make.
Isn't it funny that I bought the pop-up camper in part to prevent the insect PTSD I would suffer by staying in possibly bedbug-ridden hotels? Joke's on me!