Larry: Well, the computer's fixed; but we can't recover the files from your account. Good thing I saved them all onto this thumb drive!
Me: Oh. I thought you only saved my document folder...
Me: So...are the photos...um...okay?
Larry: Weren't they in your folder?
Me: No. They're jpegs, not documents.
Me: The computer puts them somewhere. I didn't know I was supposed to move them.
Me: You're kidding, right? Right?
Larry: Where's the cellphone?
Me: Which one?
Me: Last time I saw it, it was on the counter.
Larry: It's not there. Yours is there.
Me: Oh. Well, you must have put it somewhere.
Larry: Forget it - I'll just call the number.
Larry: What's the number?
Me: You mean you don't know your own number? Sheesh. Here, I'll call.
Larry: How am I supposed to keep track of all these numbers?
Me: Well, why am I the one who keeps track of everything around here? It's not my job to find your phone!
Larry: Your coat is ringing...