I clean my refrigerator once every year and a half, whether it needs it or not...
Ah, an organized icebox is a thing of beauty and a joy for...well, for approximately 48 hours, anyway.
See that healthy-looking bag of kale next to the sauerkraut? I bought it at our local farmers' market yesterday, having convinced myself that I would find the time to sautee it with butter and serve it to my theoretically grateful children. Who wants to bet it will be showing up in liquefied form a few weeks from now?
You know, the road to disgustingly putrefied vegetables is paved with good intentions.