Sunday, June 09, 2013

Thank You, Lands' End

NOT a sponsored post

Trim thighs not included
Ladies and gentlemen, look.  Just...look.  See that?  Adjustable straps?  Check.  DDD cup?  Check.  Lots o' spandex?  Check.

It's a summertime miracle, folks.  For the first time since I've been 12, I'm going to go to the swimming pool without feeling self-conscious about the fit of my swim top.  The thought brings tears to my eyes.  Even Larry seems a bit choked up by the momentous nature of the occasion, although it may be the cost of my swimwear that is making him emotional.  Hey, all this spandex and advanced engineering doesn't come cheap, you know.

So thank you, Lands' End.  Now if you could get around to inventing a swimsuit that camouflages the veins on my legs, I would never shop anywhere else.


  1. I'm glad Lands End pulled through for you. They do seem to be the leaders in intelligent swim suit design.

  2. I am so happy for you!

  3. AnonymousJune 10, 2013

    HOORAY! I'm not surprised. They do swimsuits well.

  4. What a relief. Lands End is definitely where it's at for us busty girls.

  5. Yay! I've been rockin' the lands end swim skirt for 10 yrs now.

  6. Congrats!
    Cost of the perfect swimsuit = Who cares?
    Value of feeling good in a body of water = Priceless!

  7. I have two of those bathing suits and LOVE them.